March 30, 2006

"guy code"

i've occasionally thought about posting this and i don't have it set in stone somewhere so here is just as good a place as any.

rule #1: never talk to other guys in the bathroom. the only possible exception is maybe while you're both washing your hands - if you wash your hands.

rule #2a: never take a urinal adjacent to someone else if there is an available urinal that is not adjacent to anyone.

rule #2b: when encountering a set of three empty urinals, never take the middle one since that would eliminate someone else's ability to use a urinal while adhering to rule #2a.

if i ever think of more rules, i'll add them, but these are the main, important ones.

Posted by smc at March 30, 2006 03:05 PM
Comments

come on now... i've gotta amenda r.1... reason being good friends or co-workers that have reached 'that stage' in their friendship can talk. yes it sounds a lot like dating that is just what urinal talking is... it's reaching that stage in your working or non-working friendship that says; 'hey, i'm comfortable talking to while i am holding '

have a good day folks... that's all from here.

Posted by: kg at March 30, 2006 09:28 PM

dude, i don't know if i'd even want to talk to YOU while at the urinal. and that's saying a lot. ;-)

Posted by: smc at March 31, 2006 07:59 AM

whatever... we had poo conversations.
and we did talk....

Posted by: kg at April 1, 2006 12:17 AM

ok i give. i guess this applies more to office acquaintances. i still don't like anyone in an adjacent urinal. i go to a stall a lot of times just because.

Posted by: smc at April 2, 2006 08:46 PM

i agree with you scott. i don't care who you are, I'm not acknowledging you unless we are by the sinks, even then you may only get a quick hello and/or nod. don't forget, no eye contact! I think it's odd at work how when it's late and there aren't that many people around there are still at least 3-4 people in the restroom...

Posted by: Ben at April 8, 2006 06:37 AM